only our pool is the real pool/when i see your pool i get mad because it’s not a real pool/and it’s not as good and it’s not comfortable/it’s just fake and never as deep or as wide and it only has a diving board/not a slide
Sex cells/Sex sells
i feel so alone.
new things get old.
"It’s a Spaghetti Monster pin."
“How would you describe the Spaghetti Monster?”
“It’s a semi-serious, semi-parody religion. If you substitute the word ‘Spaghetti Monster’ for the word God, it exposes religion to critical thinking. Because of the cultural reverence for the word ‘God,’ so much of religion flies under the radar of critical thinking. But if you think about it— the word ‘God’ is just a noise we make, just like ‘Spaghetti Monster’ is a noise. Both are placeholders for a concept, and neither is more valid than the other. The whole point of the Spaghetti Monster is not necessarily to say that God isn’t real, but to point out the flaws in our conceptualization of him.”
"I came from China one year ago."
“What’s been your lowest moment since arriving?”
“No one moment. Just nights alone, not with parents, not with friends, sitting in room, thinking about nothing, smoking cigarettes.”
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
Do you still taste the way you seem?